š± Did Niles really plan parking microchips in every car?
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Did Niles really plan parking microchips in every car?
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Thursday: Showers and a heavier t-storm, with a high of 71 and low of 54 degrees.
Friday: Warm with variable clouds, temps: high: 67, low: 63.
Saturday: Heavy rain and a thunderstorm, with a high of 66 and low of 36 degrees.
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⢠City of Niles introducing paid parking program? Not so fast⦠(wsjm.com) ā Niles residents may have done a double-take after Mayor Nick Shelton jokingly announced a fake paid parking system using āmandatory microchipsā in every vehicle. The tongueāinācheek April Foolsā press release described citywide downtown and neighborhood parking fees, subscription options, and even a gag email address, all meant purely for laughs. Ā Ā Ā
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There is an emergency vehicle on I-94 W reported... There is an emergency vehicle on I-94 W reported at 3:06 PM.
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Update: Thunderstorms with damaging winds and penny-sized hail in Berrien County Tuesday ā gusts to hit 60 mph (mlive.com)
The Morning Show with Ken & Friends! Mar. 31 '26 (wsjm.com)
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